so my text to talk is not just useless

but it kinda hurt me a little

i said remind me in 40 minutes to try my laundry again

my reminder in 40 minutes says “turn andrea”

so i forgot to tell you guys about my goose story

theres a pond by work and lots of bird life around the office 

and these guys were crossing the street and it was just so cute i decided, i wasnt in any hurry, so id just chill until a car came up behind me 

and they doddled along, barely acknowledging me except the guy on the left there

watching me like a hawk

anyway, they doddle over and stop at the curb and just start kinda lining up at the grass for some reason

so im just giggling to myself watching them while lefty is slowly making his way to the middle of the road when i saw a car approaching behind me

so i slowly roll forward and honk and the birds DONT EVEN FLINCH

except lefty looks at me like bitch i know you did not just honk at me

so i just drove around him and laughed all the way to the end of the road (and yes, the car behind me drove around him as well)

and that is my goose story. 

ill try to hassle one eventually and see if it sounds like Jimmy Carr’s laugh

the day that i dont have to wait on inconsiderate neighbours to do my laundry is going to be an amazing day

bitch had a fucking hour from when i took her shit out of the washers to start my laundry (her washing cycles long done) to get her shit in the dryer and when i go to put my stuff in the dryer after waiting the said hour for my stuff to wash, she comes out of the laundry and is like oh i JUST put my stuff in, sorry


i had to do this shit with her on sundays when those were my days off, now i have new days off and thought oh this will be better but no

apparently she just does nothing BUT laundry at the LAST possible hour. which means ill probably be up past my bedtime because SHE didnt get her shit when it was done. she let it sit for over a fucking hour and who has to pay for that choice? I DO?!?!


So there's some sport or another going on and my neighbor has a buddy over and they're doing the traditional sports hollering... And Beth, our manager comes outside...
Beth: "Bruce??" (pause) "Bruce? are you okay??"
I walk out onto the balcony...
Me: "It's sports..."
Beth: "oh!!"
Me: "yea, I'm used to what those sounds are"
Beth: "I thought something was wrong!"
Me: "the defense"

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so remember how i made a tumblr just for the music video gifs i make

its funny

cos i look at it now from start to finish

and like

you can just see my gifs getting better and better over time.

a guy who once answered one of my personal ads years ago apparently just passed away. 

never met him, but he was nice. 

So many fandoms over the last few years and for the first time in a while, I saw a milestone number of posts coming up so I wanted to do something special.

Thanks to everyone for following me through the years and especially those who have been with me since the beginning (or close to)

things that bring me joy

adfjkl;sajfks Jon was so sweet and so…. I dont know, just ugh. Great guy, great smile, great hug. Great way to end a fun weekend. 

© TH