after all these years of caring for his cat… in spite of all the times he paid extra for times missed
joe still owes me 800-1000 dollars for his cat, depending on if we agreed on 20/month or 25/month.
like… there were two years straight he only paid me once… tonight should be really interesting
Doodling at work and ended up giving my favourite flayer a vice city look or something I don’t even know #ramsaybolton #housebolton #gameofthrones #asoiaf
each department had one or two winners for the top 10%.
we had a bbq today to celebrate.
everyone got a little dumb certificate.
who did they forget?
oh yea. ME.
wonderful. feels good guys. thanks.
my sister is on the way to hawaii for her honeymoon and my niece just texted to inform me shes sharing the plane with jason momoa.
why not ME?!
Hangman at work
Everyone else ::”Band Name??? WITH SEVEN WORDS? What kind of band is this”
Me :: “I know the answer.”
so i take my car in for this steering column recall
my car wasnt even doing anything wonky but i kept getting letters going YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR CAR AFJJFKD:SJFJS:
so i take a day off of work cos they dont have any weekend hours
and i have a hard enough time getting my ass out of bed in the morning for work, getting up earlier to drop off my car just was not gonna work for me
so i dropped it off, waited the four to five hours, picked it up and found with delight they washed it too
headed to my parents house to drop off my loot for the garage sale and on my way home discovered to my horror, my window wasn’t rolling back up… there was a Thud-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d sound when the motor TRIED but nothing.
So I call them back, upset, and they tell me theyre about to close and to bring it in at 7am the next day
so I go home, in tears, reverse park my car so no one can see from the street how vulnerable my car is
wake my ass up an hour early, drive my car in, get shuttled to work
here it is
they called half an hour ago with my first update
they havent even looked at it yet
backstory… im texting with my friend lee. he’s played the last of us before, im playing it for the first time.
Lee: Just get in the truck as fast as possible
Me: The truck??? No dude, im at the garage after they get ambushed
Lee: Oh good, well that part isn’t easy. Use throwing bricks and bottles at them that helps.
Me: WTF IS THIS TERMINUS? there are dead bodies on the table in here!
Lee: Oh yea, they’re not very nice to tourists…
Me: Man you’d be so proud
Lee: What happened?
Me: So I killed all the runners and then tried to use my keycard. Which of course means, you HAVE to do the generator. So i just did it and made a beeline for the door and I think I got away!
Lee: haha that’s awesome, I did something similar the first time too
(note :: i SUCK at shooting so running from my problems is usually my strategy in shit like this)
(note :: herein we discuss the Amid the Ruins episode of the Walking Dead Game)
Me: Got to Henry and Sam
Lee: Cool it’s a good part. About to play the new episode of Walking Dead game.
Lee: Indeed, I’ll let you know what I think
Lee: That baby don’t look like Alvin
Lee: There’s definitely some cream in that coffee.
Lee: Well THAT escalated fast.
Lee: So what part are you at?
Me: Swimming in a dam as we speak
Lee: Ok, just making sure I knew which part you meant about losing them [Henry and Sam}
Me: Oh hah yea they’re dead
Me: Found his brother!
Me: please tell me I can trust this fool
Lee: His brother? I dont want to give away anything but he was the guy that saved Joel right at the beginning
Me: yea no I remember his brother from the beginning but Joel immediately starts dishing about Ellie and Im like whoa slow down.
Lee: Well Joel sure does trust him.
Me: IM ON A MOTHERFUCKING HORSE
Me: So at this point its winter and im trying to outrun or outgun the guys that tracked me back to my house
Lee: yea its tough
Me: GREAT I’m a prisoner in cannibal town
Lee: yeah that dude is fucked up
Me: Ugh. Joel bby you need to wake upppppppp
*a minute later*
Me: Aw Yiss Daddy’s back, what up
Lee: haha you’re funny
Me: Oh shit, Joel’s torturing people for info goddamn!
Lee: he doesnt fuck around
Me: lol nope
*a while later*
Me: reunited and feels so good
will you guys do me a favor and visit the FOX 12 Oregon page and the Post Your Kitties thread and like my pictures of Bolan and Bitty. They usually feature photos with the most likes and it would be fun to have my babies on tv cos they are pretty cute.