sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

i usually do actually. 

Wise words from Al Capone

Nelson Van Alden: King of Comedy Since 1931

"Consolidating power through a bloody reign of terror, Capone eliminated all rivals."

3x05 | 5x04

for goatsandgangsters and platoapproved

scribble-core:

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

just so y’all know, 

fondant is fucking disgusting and imo ruins cakes because they look nice and then you take a bite and its like the worst thing you’ve ever had touch your tongue. 

don’t trust pretty cakes

*blinks* but i like fondant….

"The standout in the class, the one you should all make it your mission to destroy."

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